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Studying for 65 years under a shaolin monk who has a secret technique for performing fine motor skills while under general anesthetic is the missing step 2.5.
Everyone’s just looking past step 2? Call emergency services and then create a sterile field … by putting on a mask and gloves. I want a mask and glove that creates a sterile field just by putting them on.
The whole set of steps is rife with ridiculous.
Mask and Gloves of Sterility
wondrous item, rareWhile wearing this set of items, you create a 10-foot radius of sterility. The area suppresses disease and halves necrotic damage dealt within its radius.
Like any step after you have fallen asleep.
I got half way through step 3, that’s a fucking hard step I tell you whut. Keep getting woke up with this nasty smell in my nose
Mmmm almonds
You’re supposed to walk around with your appendix sticking out? I guess that prevents complications if it ruptures
Hey I read about some new device that lets you put work hours in from your sleep! So doing this doesn’t seem far off.
Off to go conduct my own appendectomy, wish me luck
I’ve got a distinct memory of learning how to do an appendectomy on myself as a kid and it involves cocaine and the hardest liquor in the immediate area
Reminds me of that one episode on House M.D. where he performed an operation on himself in the bathroom.