• danc4498@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m gonna take him to a nice, high-fancy, highfalutin restaurant, and I’m gonna buy him things, wine and dine him. And we’re gonna find some things that we have in common, and they’re gonna become inside jokes to us. And then, we’re just gonna laugh about them in the taxi all the way to his house, where I’m gonna fսck him in the ass.