mastermind@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou need to send an API Request to apply for a job in this companyi.postimg.ccimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down115
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minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·1 year ago“Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code”
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year ago“Adderall-Chuggin’ Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah”
minus-squaremagic_lobster_party@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·1 year ago“You write fast, efficient and safe code” I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.
minus-squareOwlPaste@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI only need 1: ‘Undocumented “feature” generator’
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoWe’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers.
minus-squareultimate_question@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoYa I wouldn’t apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that’s a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol
“Blockchain Developer”
“Rockstar” “Ninja”
“Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code”
Where do I apply?
“Adderall-Chuggin’ Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah”
“You write fast, efficient and safe code”
I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.
Pick any 2
With blockchain? Pick one.
I only need 1: ‘Undocumented “feature” generator’
im a for loop developer
We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers.
Ya I wouldn’t apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that’s a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol