People thought I was dumb, but I proved them!

Good thing humour transcends education. And hookers.

You call this writing?! If I puked in a fountain pen and mailed it to the monkey house, I’d get better scripts!

Edit: very few Simpsons connoisseurs here I see

At Harvard they taught ya? Hit the road, egghead. You should’ve majored in not getting fired.

Wonder how Rick and Morty compares