Lem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours agohome remedylemm.eeimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down15
arrow-up1376arrow-down1imagehome remedylemm.eeLem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareVeneroso@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 hours ago10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom. Or 1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoWhat about sleepy for masturb… …
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·40 minutes ago“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 minutes agoNot too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.
What about masturbate for sleepy?
10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.
Or
1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.
What about sleepy for masturb… …
“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.
Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.