“OMG, I have an iPhone!” Yeah, you have an iPhone, so what? You’re the best? You can FaceTime your friends, despite you and your friends probably having, like, 7 other apps to do so? And no UI customizability or jailbreaking?
I’m just unable to understand the Apple/iOS hype. It makes my eyes roll. I’m content with my Samsung and Android, thanks.
I was so confused reading this. For about 80% of the post, I thought you were mocking elitists who hate Apple products. But… you were actually just being an anti-Apple elitist without a hint of sarcasm or self-awareness. Such a remarkable self-own.
I feel like I’ve gone back in time to, like, 2012 when this was a relevant conversation.