The Lando Calrissian Star Wars show starring Donald Glover won't be coming to Disney Plus anytime soon as even its writer has "no idea what's going on with it".
“I don’t know! We jacked up the ticket and concession prices so high that it costs $30-$50 to see a movie, the floors are always sticky, and assholes always talk and check their phones through the whole film. what’s not to love? and since we only greenlight films that cost $300M+ to make, we have to consider them automatic failures if they don’t make $1B at the box office opening weekend! (which we still declare a loss due to embezzling/“Hollywood accounting”)”
“obviously! how else will I buy by 100th country estate? let’s jack up streaming subscription prices, crack down on piracy, monetize actor images with AI, and refuse to pay our writers a decent wage. what are they gonna do, strike? hahaha!”
“Why won’t anyone go to the movies anymore?”
“I don’t know! We jacked up the ticket and concession prices so high that it costs $30-$50 to see a movie, the floors are always sticky, and assholes always talk and check their phones through the whole film. what’s not to love? and since we only greenlight films that cost $300M+ to make, we have to consider them automatic failures if they don’t make $1B at the box office opening weekend! (which we still declare a loss due to embezzling/“Hollywood accounting”)”
“obviously! how else will I buy by 100th country estate? let’s jack up streaming subscription prices, crack down on piracy, monetize actor images with AI, and refuse to pay our writers a decent wage. what are they gonna do, strike? hahaha!”