How many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I’ll let you know as soon as good cops change anything

I disagree.

Most cops don’t have a problem telling a tazer from a Glock. They successfully shoot the nearest random black person with it all the time.

What’s the story about counting with fingers? I’m out of the loop on that one.

as someone who counts with fingers I am offended to be compared to a cop.