PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoDamn, I want cool secrets toolemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1709arrow-down16
arrow-up1703arrow-down1imageDamn, I want cool secrets toolemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up22·4 months ago“Hahaha!”, said the sword. “I will twist your mind until you’re wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord’s name in vain!”, it cackled. “I’ll even make you skip church on the sabbath!”.
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agowhat about gay sex and masturbation? Don’t want to do half-job here being evil
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months ago“Hmm…”, said the sword, quizzically. “The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had”. The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy. “Maybe…”, stuttered the sword, “you could show me what that means”.
“Hahaha!”, said the sword. “I will twist your mind until you’re wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord’s name in vain!”, it cackled.
“I’ll even make you skip church on the sabbath!”.
what about gay sex and masturbation? Don’t want to do half-job here being evil
“Hmm…”, said the sword, quizzically. “The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had”.
The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy.
“Maybe…”, stuttered the sword, “you could show me what that means”.