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First panel: rage comic happy face says

I’m tired of trash food. I’m going to go to this new restaurant, I’ve heard it’s a good deal.

Second panel: rage comic happy face at a table and rage comic smiling face waiter say:

Hello. I would like to eat. Surprise me!

Oui, monsieur! These dishes will pleasure you!

Third panel: rage comic happy face at a table says:

Wow, look at this place! It can’t be fancier, the employees are respectful, and I bet the meals are yummy too.

Fourth panel: no more rage comic happy face, but rage comic inquiring face looks at his plate, and talks to rage comic smiling face waiter:

What in the fuck is this?

This, monsieur, is a texture of cheese on a molecular sphere of sea essence, and two deconstructed peaches. Bon appétit.

Fifth panel: Yao Ming says:

Nevermind

while he’s surrounded by burgers, hot dogs, donuts, french fries…