Like they say: “Harpy wife, harpy life!”
AVGN living his best life
Nah, postal guy:
I hate how right you are.
This can’t be good for me, but I feel great!
I’m getting 50% Dr. Thaddeus “Rusty” Venture vibes.
What is Vaughn from Borderlands doing here? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/borderlands/images/2/21/Vaughn_Intro.png/revision/latest?cb=20150316191918
In the 3rd pic he has a Hyperion pistol and the harpy has Siren powers, so it’s definitely intentional.
Having the time of his life it would seem: https://nataliedecorsair.tumblr.com/post/637590966785671168/got-back-to-my-old-borderlands-au-pticenogahedwig
Men only want one thing and it’s beautiful.
5: Get pegged
5: mind blowing footjob