Not a terrible idea initially, blend in with farm equipment, excellent off road capability, small and nimble. However there’s a reason Geneva conventions require military personnel and equipment to be distinct from civilians.
Do you want all your civilian farmers blown up? Because this is how you do that.
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Tractors are LOOOWD, though. Source= we make a lotta hay for a lil pay
Reminds me of this old Eastern Bloc joke (read it in a thick slavic accent):
Pravda reports imperialist forces unjustly and underhandedly attacked peaceful farm tractors of great USSR doing peaceful harvesting work. Our brave farmers returned fire and flew back to USSR territory.
I though the only distinction was for medical vehicles and military vehicles. There is a whole class of vehicles called Technical which is pretty much a pickup with a heavy machine gun mounted to it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technical_(vehicle)
New Farming Simulator mod looking wild
Ancient John Deere, while they were still good. I highly approve.
Bringing a modern day John Deer to the battle field would result in being stalled while waiting for a proprietary software update, which is suboptimal while under artillery fire.
Ha, exactly what I was thinking about the proprietary software updates for the recent models (2010+?) !
Not sure when it started, plus my personal experience with JD stems from a tractor that was built in the 70’s. I think the model was 1033 or thereabouts.
Does anyone remember the Forgotten Hope mod for BF42? A few maps had driveable tractors which were literally slower than the player walking speed.
At least this is an upgrade from those.
Alright, I want bright green vehicle camo to really contrast the dark green uniforms.
And the guys?
Blackface.
Those are some big bolts! I would think dropping nails on the road would be more dangerous than dropping bolts, though, for attacking enemy tires.
(City boy, not even a pleeb, so everyone else knows those are not just big bolts except me)
Slow loris weapons carrier.
I see the Ukrainian alt army got upgradw on the infantry side.
Wrong continent, buddy.
Sorry, didn’t know jokes needed to be geotagged on this instance.