So I thought about this in the shower amd it makes sense to me, like praying and stuff never worked for most people I know, so a direkt link to god gotta be unlikely. That made me conclude that religion is probably fake, no matter if there’s a god or not. Also people speaking to the same god being given a different set of rules sounds stupid, so at least most religions must be fake.
Unless, hear me out, god is a golden retriever and needs to be reminded how much of a good boy He is
this golden retriever has committed many atrocities in the old testament
“Bad god!” hits god with a rolled up newspaper
It was a Chihuahua back then
Clearly he wasn’t trained properly as a pup
Sadly the doggo walked all over the holy keyboard and wrote the old testament