• undergroundoverground@lemmy.world
    65·
    5 months ago

    I’m not a dog but I’m fairly certain all the dogs I’ve met want to be fed some kind of meat intended for human consumption or cheese.

    Does my lack of being a dog make this untrue?

    I’m sure the market for “magic Mike, the dad-bod edition” will pick up any minute now.

    Any minute now…

      • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world
        53·
        5 months ago

        Let me just add that your evading answering the question says all that needed to be said.

        Also, how can you feel sorry for them? You’re not a dog. Therefore, you couldn’t possibly have any idea what they might want.