Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen

This one has air holes to cool down the hot metal, clearly superior to the original design

Bless you sir or madam, you know not how long I have suffered

I have a super Mario world cart that has retained its save data. 20 years old now…pretty nuts

The author of this post, Cory Doctorow, literally coined the term “enshittification” in a prior blog post. I think he of all people is allowed to continue talking about the topic as much as he wants.

Make sure to keep Drake away

It’s a modern Escape Velocity and captures the feel of those games very very well.

When a program crashed in OS 7/8/9, it would often take down your whole system due to lack of memory protection. Also setting max RAM for each application one by one was tedious and annoying. While I wasn’t a huge fan of the skeuomorphic bubbly OS X interface, I was ecstatic to leave all that memory management nonsense behind.

Source for them being more efficient than taller buildings?

Yeah uh let me just put in my 512GB ram stick…

It’s apparently a license restriction that prevents this. Damn WotC.

Then pay a premium for the privacy, which Apple actually tries to give you (unlike Google)

“It is what it is”

It is a DVD, can faintly see DVD+R on the left side

How else you gonna fill up your horse?

Being able to report the temperature is way too useful for a useless steel block. I’d pay $10/month for a block that truly does nothing.

You mean she does…

I have an iPhone and while I don’t like Apple Maps, I will absolutely switch to it in a heartbeat if this is added.