What an odd thing to say…!

Hugh Neutron

I always take it as a challenge. Like “hey, if you can get past the information goalie, you can find out what the shooter put in his stupid manifesto we published for millions to read!” Or “hey, if you can solve the E-Sphinx’s Riddle, you get to read this research on whether or not we’ll have a climate in the next ten years!” Helps take the edge off sometimes.

Wow, really?? What am I doing slumming it on my phone with Reader Mode then, hahaha

“do wat u will…… i hav already won…. 😞”

Though I got a bit carried away a few nights ago and have a burn mark on my leg now

Hahahahaha

This, but I use the hottest water I can stand under the tap and go a few times.

The way this works is because the reason a mosquito bite is itchy is due to an enzyme in mosquito saliva which locally numbs an area when a mosquito bites you. Once the mosquito saliva enzyme starts wearing off, it registers as itchiness until the enzyme is completely gone. So, using heat to denature the enzyme, making it impossible to do it’s job, makes the itching go away.

Keep Your Secrets. Like that Harry Potter meme format.

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Fuck you, Spez

I like this site. ‘S got good bones.

“SCAAR! Brother—HELP ME!!”

Philomena Cunk is truly a global treasure.

The entire population of the earth is already on the tracks with nobody to flip the switch, brother.

lights cigar

California is like the third largest economy in the world alone, dude. Lol their biggest export is not “making things more expensive”…

they’d lick a pile of sawdust that came from polishing a wooden sex toy, let’s not mince words

So many people not pooping in July right now.

It’s real, I had one. Tastes terrible. But the price was right!

I will do the double-death deluxe Combo Move on you if you dare say such a thing on my post again my friend 😤

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