That’s so obviously fake. No one in Mississippi knows what a meter is.
A meter is a device that measures things. Clearly it clears out a parking lot with 50 spots, each controlled by a square parking meter.
As far as I know, though, no Americans at all know about the metre: a unit of measurement.
S’at gizmo the lectric man reads.
You’ll never worry about dust again!
What an explosive, one time deal!
Wireless. Does not require recharging. Not impeded by your cat sitting on it.
Real short warranty, though.
Lifetime warranty
Scam! Didn’t activate even though I stomped on it repeatedly.
You may have ordered the mobile version. Try a pickup truck instead of your foot.
Sometimes a hammer is needed to start it