Seriously, “Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time”

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they’re asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter…

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      As per the post it’s a shit coin company; the “CEO” is gonna work at McDonald’s in a couple of years months.

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      Tbf it looks very suspicious, Malaysia, No family, no place of residency, coin something…

      This type of jobs do exist but no company would look for this kind of job with so much responsability and access to sensitive information on likedin. Those type of jobs are either internal promotion or head hunted with classified information until later in the interview process

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      It’s almost like the management class are mainly unproductive parasites who can’t wipe their own asses.

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    Any chance, that this CEO just got divorced and has no motivation to work and wants you to replace his wife and do his and his wifes tasks?

    maid-like tasks as needed

    Uhm… so, about that…

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      If this is real, someone’s bound to do it. Probably pays well, good travel, and basically write what you want on your resume. Just quit before the inevitable sexual harassment starts.

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      I’d only consider the position if I could figure out a way to manipulate the CEO into executing a rugpull that I engineered to my benefit…

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      But heeeyyyy! You can get paid in their shitcoin that will totally be worth more than an infinitesimal fraction of a cent, just two more weeks!

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    This is listed as “remote”? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.

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      Remote is the “hottest” section of job sites, so stupid companies will list every job under “remote” on the off chance that someone looking for remote work will accept non remote work.

      The shittier ones will even tell you its remote up until the interviews, when it will suddenly be “hybrid” remote, i.e not remote.

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    So they basically are getting the CEO job without getting compensated properly since they are “just” PA level. Fantastic.

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    It mostly reads as “extreme” but fair enough for a very well paid PA with a company credit card until you get to the compensation. Then its idiotic.

    This is a job description for 2 people making $100,000 each. Or one insane person who wants to make $200k.