You must log in or register to comment.
Me: ‘I don’t need a bag’.
Also me:
One trip! One trip! One trip!
My dad likes to joke about how when he was a kid, his dad would call him lazy if he tried to carry in too many groceries in one trip, since he was trying to save a trip. But if he carried too few groceries in at once, he was lazy because he was strong enough to carry in more. So it was a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” type situation.
Ain’t no 2 trip bitch.
“Soon after electing their first CEO the rest of the monkeys starved to death”.
My man is doing a great job. Eat like a king!
Give Me Orange Give Orange Me Give Eat Orange Me Eat Orange Give Me Eat Orange Give Me You.
I got that reference.