i don’t care about the lives of socialites, i don’t care about influencers, and i sure as shit don’t care about billionaire drama.

This sounds like 10yo playing fortnight.

Who?

So on the today’s news, a kindergarten stand off, A is facing off B over who has a bigger pencil. C sides with A while he breaks his own and gives it to A. D is eating crayons in anticipation, F is knocked out asleep on the floor, and G looks high as fuck.

God this kind of news is so trite. Post again when it’s a tech bro deciding to go for a submersible ride.