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- shitpost@lemmy.fmhy.ml
I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
Make that two
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I’m not a failure.
I’d say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those “broke my arms”, “swamps of dagobah” or “cockroache imaginary girlfriend” stories.
C’mon guys tell us where you cum
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