I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.
You made me check the date, if you’d have asked me before now I would have pretty confidently said it was Wednesday
When I woke up, I thought it was Monday.
It is 1:18am by the time I’m writing this in my timezone, so it is indeed Monday right now (at least where I am).
I inquisitively double check to make sure I am wearing all necessary clothes before opening the door.
If you can say the word inquisitively, you need not check
I suspect my vocabulary will last longer than my general sense of what’s going on
That’s not funny.
What is funny?
Donald? Is that you?